Good Morning JWD!..As many of you know I live in the wilderness.This morning I woke up to scatching on my window..Odd I thought,what is that?..Just then a Squirrel comes diving through my partially open window..I did what any fearless mountain man would do.I hid my nuts..LOL!!..I tried to catch the little varmint with a fish tank net.That didn`t work,he`s just too fast..So I brought one of the huskeys in the house.Took him about 5 minutes to figure out why he was in my bedroom.Dogs are never allowed in my bedroom.He finaly spots the squirrel grabs it and took it outside..He got a nice treat for that..Whats next?..A deer in the dining room..A bear in the bathroom?...OUTLAW
Squirrel in my Bedroom
by OUTLAW 31 Replies latest jw friends
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crazyblondeb
You just made me spew coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. I insist you come and clean up the mess!
That was too funny!! Who knows what you'll find in bed tonight!! And I can just imagine you clutching your, well....., you know!!
shelley
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solo
I wonder if I have a squirrel in my bedroom because every morning I wake up to my fella scratching and grabbing his nuts?
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blondie
Squirrel in your bedroom? Probably looking for nuts.
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Leolaia
Squirrel in the bedroom
please go away
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a fence outside
that's got nuts and seeds
You can relieve yourself
while you are eating.
Squirrel in the bedroom
I just can't catch it
Every Saturday you see me
window opening.
Find a little crack to
slip in through
I wake up seeing a reflection
of your own sweet self, self, self....
Squirrel in the bedroom
You're my squirrel in the bedroom
You're my squirrel in the bedroom
You're my squirrel in the bedroom...
Bear in the bathroom
recompense
For my all crimes
of self defense.
My dog took the squirrel
out to the fence
But now the bear
makes me very tense.
Bear in the bathroom
please go away
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a restaurant
that's "all you can eat"
You can fill yourself up
with what you're eating.
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juni
Outlaw please tell me that your dog did no harm to the squirrel!!
Don't you have screens on your windows??
Next time put on heavy leather gloves cause squirrel bites are bad. Then throw a sheet over it and carry it outside.
Hopefully he was more afraid of you then you him!
Juni (used to rehab squirrels, etc.)
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fullofdoubtnow
Well, at least he didn't get your nuts lol.
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daystar
Maybe it was Buttlight's "ghost squirrel" just dropping by for a visit. LOL!
Oh yeah, and glad he didn't get your nuts.
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xjwms
Blondie beat me to the nut thing.
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greendawn
It's nice to have some wild life coming into the house as long as they don't carry any diseases but with them you never know.
