The Drunkards Prayer

by OUTLAW 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    How many of us have ever been taught the Drunkards Prayer?..None I`ll bet..The prayer is the same worldwide..Ask anyone..How is it we may have never even heard of the Drunkards Prayer,but know it word for word after a night of drinking too much?..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    OUTLAW,

    You mean the one that goes . . . "OMG . . . never again!"

    ESTEE

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    Well, I thought you meant......... "Oh Loooord!"

    fts

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    I don't know it, but I think Trev might. He was doing a lot of kneeling in the loo during the night. He was making a noise, though it didn't sound like praying...

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Worshipping at the porcelin alter.

    S

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    Outy,

    If I were a betting man I should wager that you know the drunkard's prayer word for word!

    Ian

  • bebu
    bebu

    I think it goes something like, "Dear God, just let me live thru this and I swear I'll never drink again!!"

    ...right?

    bebu

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    LOL!!..ESTEE..That is the shorter version of it.....Freetosee..Love the graphics,thank God I don`t feel like that.....Fullofdoubtnow..Deep inside he`s praying,trust me..LOL!!.....Satanus..I had an Irish friend who called it "Talking to Huey on the big white porcilan phone"..LOL!!.....(((Ian)))..Always the smart ass..LOL!!.....bebu..I`ll bet those words were sent by God himself,I`ve heard them..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • Mary
    Mary

    Now I fall down in to bed;

    I pray the Lord don't strike me dead;

    If I don't die before I wake;

    Provide me Lord, with some tylenol to take.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Mary..LOL!!..that and a beer...OUTLAW

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