How many of us have ever been taught the Drunkards Prayer?..None I`ll bet..The prayer is the same worldwide..Ask anyone..How is it we may have never even heard of the Drunkards Prayer,but know it word for word after a night of drinking too much?..LOL!!...OUTLAW
The Drunkards Prayer
by OUTLAW 10 Replies latest jw friends
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ESTEE
OUTLAW,
You mean the one that goes . . . "OMG . . . never again!"
ESTEE
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freetosee
Well, I thought you meant...
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"Oh Loooord!"
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fullofdoubtnow
I don't know it, but I think Trev might. He was doing a lot of kneeling in the loo during the night. He was making a noise, though it didn't sound like praying...
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Satanus
Worshipping at the porcelin alter.
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Dansk
Outy,
If I were a betting man I should wager that you know the drunkard's prayer word for word!
Ian
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bebu
I think it goes something like, "Dear God, just let me live thru this and I swear I'll never drink again!!"
...right?
bebu
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OUTLAW
LOL!!..ESTEE..That is the shorter version of it.....Freetosee..Love the graphics,thank God I don`t feel like that.....Fullofdoubtnow..Deep inside he`s praying,trust me..LOL!!.....Satanus..I had an Irish friend who called it "Talking to Huey on the big white porcilan phone"..LOL!!.....(((Ian)))..Always the smart ass..LOL!!.....bebu..I`ll bet those words were sent by God himself,I`ve heard them..LOL!!...OUTLAW
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Mary
Now I fall down in to bed;
I pray the Lord don't strike me dead;
If I don't die before I wake;
Provide me Lord, with some tylenol to take.
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OUTLAW
Mary..LOL!!..that and a beer...OUTLAW