GG/BG--- you poor thing! Yes, seriously WTF?! How humiliating!
I was never asked anything nearly that bad...but when I was going over the baptism questions the elder said " you realize now you won't just get a slap on the hand now, you'll get disfellowshipped if you do anything wrong." I was just like....ohhhh, uhhh huh.
But really how encouraging!
Yeah, really encouraging, right? That's so positive.