Think Of Watchtower Article Titles You'd Like To See

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  • moshe

    Being on the Governing Body means never having to say "we're sorry".

    How pioneers clean carpets in half the time

    Danny Haszard- a true story about a discombobulated apostate.

    New undated Watchtower magazines for distribution to the public available now- stock up!

    For only $20.00 a week you can help sponsor a hungry and homeless retired Circuit Overseer.

    Soup kitchens- why they are not for Jehovhah's Christian Witnesses.

  • minimus

    O my....these are getting better and better! "Lying-----Merely A Word"........."Preaching The Good News 15 Minutes A Month"........."The Governing Body Loves You And Your $upport"....(oops)

  • xjwms

    "The Family United"

    Talk to all of them

    no more shunning

  • Outaservice

    Young People Ask: Can I count time and a half after 40 hours in the field service?

    Would Jesus drive a two door car?

    The 'Society' or The 'Mafia' which one can keep secrets best?

    Mastering Theocratic Language...Pick one...

    a. Back-Call

    b. Here again call

    c. Return Visit

    d. Come again call

    Correct Answer is: rendezvous!

  • willyloman

    'We've Been Ignorant, Unfeeling and Intolerant and, Dammit, It All Stops Now!'

  • jayhawk1

    1914, We Didn't Make It Up, YOU Did!

    -Watchtower September 1, 2007

    "Concerning that day or the hour nobody knows, neither the angels in haeven nor the Son, but the Father. Keep looking, keep awake, for YOU do not know when the appointed time is."--Mark 13:32,33. As Jehovah's servants, it is important to never run ahead of the faithful and discreet slave class. Some of YOU have gotten impatient in waiting for Jehovah's appointed time. Over the years the Great Crowd has tried to run ahead of Jehovah's Appointed Orginization and say Jesus has returned invisably in 1914. As we can now see in the scriptures in Matthew 25:13, we are to "Keep on the watch," because we do not know the day nor the hour. So from now on, let us not stumble our brother, not run ahead of the orginization and wait on Jehovah, because if we do we will gain everlasting life. How thankful we all are to take in spiritual food at the proper time! For the bible tells us, the light keeps getting brighter as the day draws near.

    (Okay, I am not a watchtower writer, but I think YOU get the point.)

  • SirNose586

    "No More Hints--When We Say We Hate 'Christendom,' We Really Mean Catholicism"

    "Backstabbing and Mock Humility: Climbing the Ladder in Jehovah's Organization" (a life story)

    "Worshiping the Faithful and Discreet Slave: Can You Have a Share?"

    "Young People Ask: Is High School for Christians?

    "Young People Ask: Why Am I Being Shunned?"

    "The Death of Over 6.5 Billion People, Soon At Hand!"

    "Circular Logic: Make It Your Only Tool"

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    My years as a man of God, by Brother Billy Graham.

    Jesus hates what is bad, who's bad?

    Your word is a lamp to my roadway and a kick in the pants.

    Does God have an earthly Organization run by old guys in Brooklyn?


  • PrimateDave

    The Watchtower
    Announcing a New Beginning

    "Should You Worship a Corporation?"
    "Documentary Hypothesis Reconsidered"
    "How to Spot Logical Fallacies and Intellectual Dishonesty"
    "Yahweh - Tribal War God of Israel"
    "Evolution of Theology in Judaism and Christianity"
    "How Did Life Get Here? By Evolution"
    "Genesis - The Creation Myth"
    "Genesis - The Flood Myth"
    "Why the Bible Contradicts Itself"


  • jessi1023

    really though all you who have been a jw know deep down inside that there is no other religion that you could join without knowing it is not the right one.

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