Think Of Watchtower Article Titles You'd Like To See

by minimus 58 Replies latest jw friends

  • thepackage
    thepackage

    Sex, Lie's, and Video Tape, what really happens at Bethel

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    Masturbation. It doesnt make your hands go hairy.

    (accompanied by the Awake "Women can do it too")

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    lawrence you have some really good ones!

  • Swan
    Swan

    Companion articles for the Watchtower study:

    Be Excellent to Each Other!

    Party On, Dude!

  • Gill
    Gill

    Millions Now Living, Are Going to Die....Like Everyone Else

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208


    hee hee hee hee heeeeee

  • minimus
    minimus

    mkr, that was wonderful!!!! I bet if Witnesses tried to get donations for the Watchtower, people (men) would actually give.

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    It's surprisingly hard to get the text to look even remotely like the watchtower heading!

  • mama1119
    mama1119

    How to Make sure No one Likes you in School

    How to Settle for a Mate at an early Age and Pretend to Look Happy For the Next 40 Years

    How to Guilt and Manipulate Your Children into A Cult From Infancy

    Pretend to Be Important!!! Become and Elder.

    How to Throw Boring Parties at the Grange or Senior Citizens Center!

  • sspo
    sspo

    One life to live- Enjoy it

    It was revealed to us we are a cult

    Sorry- It was nothing but a big joke

    Who wants their money back-email us

    Exodus of all JW's to Patterson-the end is near

    Why should we put our trust in the UN and not God's Kingdom

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