How Many JW's Does It Take To 'Change A Lightbulb'?

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  • observador

    3, maybe 4... excuse me, I have to look up the Teocratic Ministry School manual.

    I'll get back to you with the precise number shortly. :)

  • The Mayor of Turiwhate
    The Mayor of Turiwhate

    Call me a cynic if you like, (I have been called worse things!) - BUT:

    - If you can count Field Service Time for changing the light bulb, then there will be plenty of volunteers.

    - If you cannot count time for performing this task, then the place might be in darkness for a while!

  • earthtone

    At least 3

    But they must have a judical meeting first on whether changing the lightbulb, would be inline with what the bible set's forth.

  • jason bourne
    jason bourne

    And let's not forget that the lightbulb would need to be married to the socket before any insertion takes place!!!

  • sspo

    Why change the lightbulb when the end is just around the corner.

    The brothers are too busy to change the lightbulb, they're knocking on doors in order to get their 8 hrs in and not loose their privilige of carrying the mikes.

  • tijkmo

    evidently more than 6 million...cos it aint been changed yet

  • EscapedLifer1

    Here's a slightly different version, that we used to tell as JW's way back when:

    How many Elders(tm) does it take to change a light bulb?

    Answer: None....They get a ministerial servant to do it.


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