How Many JW's Does It Take To 'Change A Lightbulb'? (page 3)

LongHairGal

I've heard this before used with some ethnic group.

Question: "How many __________ does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Answer: "One to hold the bulb and three to turn the ladder around."

With regard to the JWs: change it any way you like. E.g. There has to be a meeting to determine if the bulb is burnt out. Then only a brother in good standing can hold the bulb with ministerial servants with 10 hours or more in service to turn the ladder around - with prayer before and after.

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katiekitten

Then only a brother in good standing can hold the bulb with ministerial servants with 10 hours or more in service to turn the ladder around - with prayer before and after.

Aint that the truth.

A comittee of three brothers in good standing. Or one sister. A sister can do it only if there are no brothers present, and she has to wear a teatowel on her head while doing it.

Warlock

A resolution should do it..............all in favor, raise your hand, and say "aye".

Warlock

katiekitten

I second that (even tho I dont have any manberries)

jason bourne

Would the person changing the lightbulb be able to count their time?

katiekitten

Only if the lightbulb wasnt baptised. If it was your screwed (so to speak)

jason bourne

darn..that throws a spanner into the works then doesn't it kate?...oh well, they could always go on return visits instead...

Asheron

ZERO

Why bother. The end of this old system of things is right around the corner. What would it hurt to be in the dark for a few more days. Heck, the WTBT has been in the dark for over 100 years and it aint hurt them none!

or

Why bother. Just move into a new house with working lightbulbs after Jehovah kills everyone...YEA

Skoshi

"Nobody actually changes the lightbulb..WBTS just tells them it`s a "NewLight" bulb..Jehovah`s Witness`s accept the story,and continue to walk around in the dark...OUTLAW."

Indeed, this is the most "spot-on" answer of all!

Skoshi

bubble

LOL!! Loads of funny answers.

Katie I loved your bit about a sister doing it but having to wear a teatowel on her head. How were we ever part of that madness???

How Many JW's Does It Take To 'Change A Lightbulb'?

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