The dubs have so many little "rules" that no one could live up to them all. You'd have to be a robot in order to be the perfect JW....and then you'd probably blow a chip from all of the illogical and contradictary spiritual barf they spew out.
Rules you broke?
Wow mary's got a thing for them lottery tickets lol
Geez where do I start?
Yep I bought Lottery tickets on purpose
I drank underage but not on purpose (hey we drank at home and I forgot I needed to be 18
I broke all speed limits driving cars, motorbikes, ski boats and even got pulled over for speeding on a bicycle and running home from a meeting (apparently cops don't often see a guy jogging in a suit
I witnessed in "black only" areas in port Moresby
I helped smuggle 'truth' books across the PNG border to Indonesia (caesar be buggered
I spoke to a couple of girls but never married them
I stole a police car and drove it around without permission
I made a trap to catch the person stealing mum's strawberries and caught mum waist deep in mud I always started at the door with "g'day, I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses" (followed by a pause where I hoped they'd say "not interested"
I put an Australian flag bumper sticker on my pioneer partners car
I door knocked the "DO NOT CALL" list for kicks
I told an Elder to "get fucked!" (same guy later prevented me becoming an elder lol)
I helped smuggle grog into Sydney Bethel
damn, an apostate legend
No just a naughty JW
Heavy drinking/got drunk; avid interest in politics; masturbated; positions in and out of bed other than missionary; attended the odd strip club; Xmas morning visit my parents; drank and toasted peoples good health; wished people happy birthday/happy new yera; merry xmas; read apostate literature; watched porn on the internet and video/DVD
Stilla we should hang out sometime... seem as if we have some similiar interests. I recently started saying "bless you" to people at work when they sneeze. It felt so awkward at first, so sad the cult damaged mind is!
Let's put it this way.... Once I tried Cannabis (16 years old), and the demons didn't take control of my mind, It was on....
went to university, an now on to evil post graduate! (didn't pioneer) Rowed for my uni at intra-europe level (associated with outsiders) Toasted to my friends health when ever we drank (in Irish, a language "rooted in paganism", according to one elder, i countered, "um so are latin and greek") drank (and drink) like a fish when required (including being caught underage drinking) swore (have never said the C word however) skipped meetings to go to concerts interested and very vocal about politics had the odd wank oh yeah , i'm still in, though only for a matter of weeks (2 and a bit)
Mostly girls and independent thinking.
uncie bruce bragged:
I made a trap to catch the person stealing mum's strawberries and caught mum waist deep in mudAw geezus....I'm stumbled.....ya jes can't get any lower than that and I say we take a vote here to DF uncie bruce. He's clearly bad association, even by 'postate standards.
I helped smuggle grog into Sydney BethelUm, 'cuse me ignorance but what is "grog"? Does that have like, sumpthin ta do with Grog of Magog?? Oh and Arthur......you're goin' straight ta Hell in a Handbag........using a flash during the ASSembly......I'm shocked anyone could have such a total disregard for WT rules n' sech........
Aw geezus....I'm stumbled.....ya jes can't get any lower than that and I say we take a vote here to DF uncie bruce. He's clearly bad association, even by 'postate standards.you can