How to cool off:
- Remove all clothes except panties (so you don't stick to the chair). This works best if you are home with the shades drawn.
- Turn on the biggest fan you can find and set it in front of your chair.
- Fill a basin with cool water and set it at the foot of the chair.
- Add a can of frozen lemonade and a good 2 handfuls of ice to your blender. Blend until slushy.
- Sit in chair, dunk your feet, and drink.
- Close your eyes and remember the photo of my back yard in the winter, with 3 feet of snow.
- Repeat steps 1-6.