Make Me Laugh!

by ButtLight 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    Dammit, everyone is gaining up on me.......

    Am I that popular with a great head of hair, enough for you all to hate jealously?

  • OpenFireGlass
  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Am I that popular with a great head of hair, enough for you all to hate jealously?

    No, it's just that you smell really nice today.

    Rub a Dub

  • crazies
    crazies

    OpenFireGlass

    LOL that video cracked me up!

  • JH
    JH

    What comes to mind when i say picnic table

  • OpenFireGlass
    OpenFireGlass

    OpenFireGlass

    LOL that video cracked me up!

    might like this one too... I fell outta my chair laughing when I watched it last night... but it don't get funny tii the last half... Or mabe I was baked...

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3777660751437606380&q=smoking

  • Nancy Drake
    Nancy Drake
    Once I saw nancy drag her ass on the carpet like dogs and cats do. Must have been a hell of an itch!

    It was only after I used Brooke's toilet...

  • under_believer
    under_believer

    Brooke, out of curiousity... how much did they weigh? Or not. /slap BAD UNDERBELIEVER! BAD!

  • free2beme
    free2beme

    A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance.

    1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel 4. A fish 5. A Star of David

    They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at Least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.

    They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings.

    The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship. To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

    The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that that they had a famine that hit the earth whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food.

    The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews." The audience applauded enthusiastically and the President smiled and said, "I'm glad to see that you are all in full agreement with our interpretations."

    Suddenly a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "I object to every word. The explanation of what the writings say is quite simple. First of all, everyone knows that Hebrews don't read from left to right, but from right to left......

    Now, look again..... It now says :

    "HOLY MACKEREL, DIG THE ASS ON THAT BITCH!"

  • watson
    watson

    Ahhhhh,

    Open Fire Glass and his "Humboldt Home Grown."

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