One of the most notorious things that JW's like to talk about are their expectations for the New Order. They talk about what things will be like, the kind of activities they'll enjoy, how resurrection will work, what the "worldwide cleanup work" will entail, which houses they'll appropriate, how they'll finally be able to have the kids they've put off, and so on.
Here are some of the things I've heard Witnesses say about the New Order:
- They would personally explore the moons of Jupiter for possible human colonization
- They would eat meat, since Isaiah talks about "well oiled dishes filled with marrow"
- They would travel the world
- They would learn to play the piano
- They would research the "other scrolls that would be opened"
- They would play football (but not tackle football)
- They would have Bible Studies with newly resurrected ones
- They would speak Hebrew (it's the language God gave Adam and Eve, you know, and we'll all have one language in the New Order...)
- They would literally never feel any pain sensations ever again, even if they banged their elbow.
- In fact, they would never bang their elbow, because they would be perfect.
- They would be naked. Adam and Eve were naked, you know.