How To Make Espresso--By The Faithful And Discreet Slave

under_believer

1. Go To http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/1997/11/8/diagram_01.htm

2. Read instructions. As they wisely point out at the related page, http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/1997/11/8/article_01.htm: "Your perseverance, however, will pay off when you delight your friends with espresso drinks that rival those in your local coffee shop. You may even come to agree that espresso is the very essence of coffee."

3. Allow mind to boggle about why God's Channel is giving holy inspired delightful, correct milk-steaming instructions on their holy web site.

Black Sheep

They forgot the nutmeg on top.

Heathens

jwfacts

If you don't have to go out to buy coffee you don't have to mix with those damn evil worldly people. (Am I allowed to say damn??)

Joe Grundy

Can anyone provide the scriptural references to back-up the WTBTS advice? Did Paul or Jesus or anyone pronounce on instant/drip/espresso? I think we should be told. And what about the Mormons' view on coffee?

MidwichCuckoo

This article is nearly 9 yaers old (November 1997) - does anyone know if there's been any New Light on coffee making?

unclebruce

Pretty ironic in that coffee and cake is never served at the Kingdom Hall™ (byo working bees excempt

Maybe the Watchtower Corporation's™ coffee futures were plumeting

Does it recomend two cups before a ~~Servive~~ Service Meeting™ and three before a Watchtower ~~Snowjob~~ Study™ mmm might need a jug full of Turkish before witnessing™ to Pentacostals

luna2

There's a facinating article on growing/processing coffee from 1999 and then there is one about chocolate from 2005. No further new light on expresso, however. Bummer.

Just reading the titles gave me a headache. Its like being stuck in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.

mrsjones5

Because Starbucks is owned by Satan?

carla

If you vary those instruction would it be a dfing offense?

luna2

No, Miss carla, Jerhohum's witlesses are a reasonable people and are allowed to use their God-given intellect to choose whether or not to follow the FDS's directions in this matter. While all mature, discreet, humble, honest and true real Christians would naturally want to obey the Societies' directives, using alternate methods of preparing espresso are up to the individual's conscience. Let the reader use discernment.

How To Make Espresso--By The Faithful And Discreet Slave

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