Best ways to disrupt meetings, assemblies, etc...

by What-A-Coincidence 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    Shine a laser pen on the outline given by the speaker at an assembly.
    Take notes in finger paint.
    At sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously. Apologize for your sinus condition.
    Wear a disposable paper face mask. Tell the brothers: “Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!”
    Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off the chair, suddenly straighten up. Apologize profusely.
    Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on a chair, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "doctor's orders."
    Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points. - My favorite!
    Have a timer that buzzes at intervals. When it goes off, take a pill from a pill case and gulp it down. If anyone asks, tell them it's to “prevent the seizures.”
    Wear shades and carry a walkie-talkie with an earphone. Once in a while, quietly say a few words into it.

    Here is a great idea: http://workingwounded.com/games/lingobingo/ ... you can use theocratic terms

    Please add to this list

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    Take a laptop with a 17" screen and watch 'R' rated movies! Use a web cam to take pictures of those behind you watching!

    During the lunch break wander around "aimlessly" cutting several feet of cable out of each of the makeshift speakers as you wander past...

    After the prayer put your hand over your heart and say the pledge of allegiance at the top of your lungs!

    Tear the paper off the mirrors in the bathroom!

    Sit outside in your convention clothes with a lapel badge and smoke the biggest cigar you can find!

    When you get back to the hotel wear a tiny speedo in the pool... With your lapel badge stuck on the back!

    Bring the most horrifically stinky thing in the world for lunch!

    Sing the songs one verse off at the top of your lungs..

    Manip the heads of local elders wives onto pornographic images... Flip through the images on the 17" laptop...

    Slowly tear pages out of the bible one after the other crumple them up and toss them on the floor...

    Blow up a giant sex doll and put it in the seat next to you... If anyone ask say it's your study...

    Get lots of blow up sex dolls... Use them to save seats!

    I'll try to think of more!

  • serendipity
    serendipity

    Go into mock convulsions.

    Wear street clothes to the assembly.

    Say amen periodically through the talks.

    Borrow a cranky, teething baby if you don't have one, and refuse to get up when the baby starts crying.

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts
    Tear the paper off the mirrors in the bathroom!

    i've done that one before..

    that infuriated me.. i asked my then husband if the mirrors in the mens room were covered..he said no .. next time i went to the bathroom, i ripped the paper off one of the mirrors to check my appearance before i went back out..several women gasped..couple of them applauded lol

  • lovelylil
    lovelylil

    Yell out Amen Brother! at the top of your voice during the talks

    Laugh uncontrolably and Loudly from your seat

    Gasp and yell out "oh my God" if you don't agree with the speaker

    Yell out "can you speak up, I can't hear you" during talks

    Bring a radio with batteries and tune it to your favorite station

    Bring a portable T.V. and watch your favorite soaps in the afternoon

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    All of these are hilarious. But has anyone ever done them? I'd like to know the reactions of people.

    Candidly Nuts I can't believe they put paper over the mirrors! What the heck is that about??? I've never seen that in Australia. Good on you for ripping it off. I would have done the same!

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    lovelylil,

    Wow, I apologize. I guess you're not a JW! You fiesty thing. LOL

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence


    damn mkr32208 ... those are great!!! You come up with all those by yourself? U r a freakin' genius!

    hell...I am goint to load up my IPOD with PORN. If you see me, you'll know who I am. Gotta love porn, i mean IPODs.

    and what is up with the paper and mirrors...sounds like some trick. We don't have that here in IRAN.

  • lovelylil
    lovelylil

    Gregor, no problem.

    Miss peaches,

    There was this one time at the last convention I went to that the speaker mentioned how we were the happiest people on earth, yada, yada, and this guy in front of me laughed out loud hysterically and it started a chain reaction. I started to laugh too and a lot of other people. But, my hubby was a MS back then, and he reprimanded me in the car later that day. I was like come on, it was funny!

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    the paper on the mirrors were to discourage women from loitering in the bathrooms by being vain enough to fix their lipstick or hair.

    seems some ladies would rather stand around in a toilet looking in the mirrors than in their seats listening to the convention talks.

    go figure.

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