I'm meeting with the elders today, oh yay!!!!!!!!!!! (page 2)

DigitalFokus

(((lola)))

I am glad you made your own choice here lola. jingle my phone when you get out of the meeting. Good luck!

unclebruce

Don't wash your hair or take a bath. This is very important although it will probably take some willpower to do it.
If possible, rub a bit of garlic on your clothes/body. The meeting will be over in just a few minutes if you do this. The Pharisees will be racing to the library door to get as far as possible away from you.
Oh yeah, if you have an empty Vicks Vaporub jar pass a little gas in it, seal it up and take it into the meeting in your purse. During the prayer open the lid and I guarantee 5 minutes and you're outta there with your 'privileges' intact.

Jesus - lola why not just roll in sheep shit on the way?

ozziepost

why not just roll in sheep shit on the way

'cos it don't stick!

freedomlover

(((((lola)))))

I'll be thinking about ya girl! Let's go get drunk afterwards! ;)

KW13

Your more caring than your friends and other people realise. Sorry for this dilemma facing you, whatever you decide were here to pester you!

Scully

Also I need to figure out what to wear, any suggestions?

My suggestion: something outwardly modest and Befitting of a Christian Sister™, and your hottest thong and bra underneath all of it. This will be a subtle, yet highly effective, reminder to you that you, my dear, are in control of this meeting, not them.

Go get 'em.

ObservingTexan

The great thing about life is that we all get to make our own decisions.... and live with the consequences. Nevertheless, I can think of a 1,000 reasons why the path you have chosen is not a wise one. The time for such consideration is passed. Best wishes.

kid-A

You will be in my thoughts Lola. Nothing wrong with playing their game a little longer and deciding for yourself how best to leave. You can do it on your own terms, in your own time.

For the record, I am a successful fader and I just disappeared without a hitch and still managed to maintain good relationships with all my family, so everyone has their own style when it comes to escaping

the borg....remember, its all just a game and dont let the elder-boobs intimidate you.

EAGLE-1

Ditto what Scully stated plus a religious symbol on a chain around your neck.Hidden of course.....

luna2

Jesus - lola why not just roll in sheep shit on the way?

LMAO! Sorry, but that's too funny. I'm sure that it would be the shortest meeting on record, though.

Modest and sweet with the outfit, not too much make up or jewlery...you know the drill, babe. Good luck to you!

I'm meeting with the elders today, oh yay!!!!!!!!!!!

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