Thanks to the WBTS I can now find any scripture in the bible in under 2 seconds, I can to sit looking at a wall for an hour without fidgeting, I can slip a tract under the tightest door frame, I can look people in the eye and tell them their religion stinks, I can knock on doors really loud with my fingertips and I can ignore anything other people are saying
Hey I found us a Jehovah's witness Superhero !!!
I developed an uncanny Radar sense that could sense when people are hiding in a house unwilling to open the door !