by SWALKER 35 Replies latest social humour
Bubba's girlfriend is taking her first trip on an airplane, and is excited to be travelling. She tries to start a conversation with the passenger seated next to her, a female executive type.
"So, where're yall from?" she asks.
"Where I'm from, we do NOT end our sentences with a preposition," replied the snooty seatmate.
Bubba's girlfriend sits quietly for a few moments and regains her composure, and tries again:
"So, where're yall from, bitch?"
"It ain't all that far, I think I can jump it."
I've been in Bubba's car... It was a Volkswagon Fox to be exact...
Thanks to all of you that have made me laugh today...good for the soul!!!
Swalker
Seems like the American humour is not much different to the English after all. We have Irish jokes, and chav jokes similarly.
Ballistic...is that a picture of yourself????
Swalker
aha, did I scare ya?
NO, if you were here I'd just want to pinch your cheeks and give you a hug!!! What a sweetie!
Swalker
What a sweetie!
gosh, all you JWD chicks are so nice to me. Sometimes I just wonder why I stay here on JWD when I should get out there somewhere!!! lol but where! I'm lost in cyberspace.
You just have to give it time...you'll meet someone when you least expect it!!! Just be sure to have on clean underwear....I saw a topic earlier today that said you guys don't change often enough!!!
Swalker
hehe now you think I'm desperate and I wear unclean underwear - your mistake babe.
