Bubba jokes....I'll start!

by SWALKER 35 Replies latest social humour


    One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy 
    Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
    "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
    "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
    "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new 
    "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on
    County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, 
    put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck,
    got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
    'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
    So I took the truck!"
    "Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
  • ButtLight

    Bubba and his friend Billy are at the bar. Bubba sais to Billy, "hey Billy, do you think if I snuck into your house one night when you were gone, and did your wife, and she got pregnant, we'd be next of kin? Billy says, "I dont know about next of kin, but we'd be even!"


    buttlight LOL!!!


  • ButtLight

    Bubba has his boss Billy and his wife over for cards one night. Bubba drops one of his cards under the table, and notices that Billys wife isnt wearing any underware! As Bubba sits up, he cracks his head on the table. So he gets up and goes to the kitchen, and Billys wife follows. She says "Did you like anything you saw under the table?" Bubba says "I sure did! Billys wife said "well you can have it for 500 bucks. Come over on Friday at 2:00 pm when my husband is at work!" So Bubba goes over there on friday, has sex, gives her 500 bucks and leaves.

    Later Billy comes home from work and asks his wife if Bubba stopped by. With a lump in her throat, she says "why yes, he did!" Billy then asks, "did he give you 500 bucks?" Even more nervous she says, "yes, as a matter of fact he did!" Billy says "Good, cause he dropped by work thismorning and asked to borrow 500 bucks, and said he would pay me back after work!"

  • ballistic

    We don't have Bubba jokes over here. How cool!

  • Confession

    Bubba: "Hi there, new neighbor ! Shore is a fine day to be movin' . " New Neighbor: "Yes, it is -- and people around here seem extremely friendly . " Bubba: "So , what do ya do for a livin'?" New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University -- I teach deductive reasoning . " Bubba: "Deeducktiv reasonin' ? W hat the heck is that? "New Neighbor: "Let me give you an example : I see you have a doghouse out back. By that , I deduce that you have a dog." Bubba: " Yep . " New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog l eads me to deduce that you may also have kids . " Bubba: "You betcha . " New Neighbor: "Since you have children , I deduce that you have a wife . " Bubba: "Yessir . " New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual . " Bubba: "Yup . " New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning . " Bubba: "Cool . " -- Later that same day -- Bubba: "Hey, I was talkin' to that new feller who moved in next door to me . " Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?" Bubba: "Yep, and he has a right interestin' job . " Neighbor 2: "Oh , yeah ? W hat does he do?" Bubba: "He ' s a professor of deeducktiv reasonin' at the University . " Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning ? W hat 's that?" Bubba: "Here, I'll show ya : D o you have a doghouse?" Neighbor 2: "No . " Bubba: "Fag."

  • JH

    I googled a bubba joke...lol Lets hope its funny

    One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

    "Don't worry Bubba, " Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

    "What fer?" asked Bubba.

    "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.

    They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.

    When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"

    "No sir, " said Earl, "We're on the patch."

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    What do hillbillies do on halloween?

    Pump Kin.

  • ButtLight

    Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,were sent for.

    Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.

    Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "No, it ain't Bubba. "The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two buttholes." "What? He had two buttholes?", said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew it. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes..."

  • lola28

    those are funny, Confession I loved that joke!


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