1. Why are you such a dick in the 1st testament.. I mean, killing babies, raping women, chopping foreskins off, wtf???
2. What's up with Satan? I mean, is your ego so huge as to let him wreak havoc for millenia on us poor humans just to vindicate your sovereignty? As if we didn't know you are all powerful?
3. Why can't you just solve your own problems with disobedient children yourself instead of constructing hugely convoluted dogma to explain it all?
4. Why don't you perform any more miracles? Because it might actually help us to believe you?
5. Where the fuck did you come from? And can you please return there before screwing anything else up?
Daniel-P, We need to get married ASAP. I have been asking those same questions over and over and over again, especially question number 1 and question number 2.
Jehovah, Thanks you for posting at JWD, we feel extremely honored with your visit. I was unaware of the fact that you had a computer. When did you create a computer for yourself, and what brand is it? Do you have high speed connection, or just dial-up?
*gets the popcorn out*