How do we know sisters wont be able to drink wine in the new system?
You cant put new wine into old bags.
Your turn
JW jokes
by IP_SEC 17 Replies latest social humour
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Dune
I heard this one at a baby shower (Yeah, i went to a baby shower ):
Some Sister : Brothers are like parking spaces. The Good ones are used and all the empty ones are handicapped.
(I think this is the part where i passed out from boredom).
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moggy lover
Did ja know that back in the 70s when J Edgar Hoover ruled the roost at the FBI that his agents had an alternative title?
Yep. They were called:
J Hoover's Witnesses
Cheers
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wheres caleb?
This one is old but ...
How many JWs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They like being in the dark.
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Elsewhere
Q: How many JWs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. they just wait on Jehover to do it for them.
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IP_SEC
How do we know sisters arent part of the anointed?Revelation speaks of an hour and a half of silence in heaven.
Uhhoh, maybe I shouldnt have done 2 sister joke in a row.
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ohiocowboy
Three Religious Truths
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop. -
Dr Jekyll
Whats pink round and hairy and hangs off of sisters ears...
Ip-sec's balls when they catch him
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MissBehave
A guy gets to heaven and St. Peter is showing him around. The two of them began walking down a long hallway, and they came to a door. Peter opened the door and they heard all of these people singing hymns, and Peter said to the guy, "Oh, here are all the Methodists." Then they walked on a little further, and came to another door, and opened it, and saw a bunch of people dressed up and the strong smell of incense, and Peter said, "Oh, here are all the Episcopalians." They walked on, and came to another door, and opened it, and saw a bunch of people shouting and jumping up and down, and Peter said, "Oh, here are all the Pentecostals." But then they walked near another door, only this time, instead of opening it, Peter said to the guy, "Ssshhhh, we have to be quiet. There are 144,000 Jehovah’s Witnesses in there, and they think they're the only ones up here!"
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IP_SEC
How many elders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the get an MS to do it.