omg u/d, where did you get those from? you plagarized them from somewhere?
Gawd spoke to me...
Sorry... I couldn't resist.
They are a compilation of many different tidbits I've just jotted down while surfing the net...they're very Mark Twain'ish, wouldn't you agree?
Glad you liked them...
Be on the lookout for u/d2...the Book of Whogivesashiite....coming soon.
His Holiness u/d