Who Wants to Write a #4 talk?

by RichieRich 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic

    Let's have a competition for a word or phrase that Richie has to get in , in the 5 minutes.

  • Finally-Free

    Richie, you need to learn to cancel talks at the last minute, or better yet, just don't show up.

    School overseers™ love the opportunity to cover for people at the last minute.


  • confusedjw

    Wow I wish I had the time to help RR, but whoever does help make sure you use the illustration of that little wobbler bird that only weighs and ounce..........BANG (just shot myself in the head)

  • stillajwexelder

    OK Richie - I accept the challenge. I am at work now but will have it done by 9.00 pm Central - will that work? pm me with your e-mail unless you want it posted on-line

  • 95stormfront
    The guy who did this talk read Psalm 91:5, something about how Jehovah hates those who love violence.

    For some reason, he didn't read 91:6, which states that this "hater of violence" will rip all the evildoers to shreds, pour down upon them boiling sulphur, and generally torture and kill them.

    That homicidal maniac god sure knows how to lead by example.......doesn't he?

  • IMustBreakAway

    I'd help but i'm busy playing grand theft auto...

  • sinis

    Why not mention that the Japanese have very few violent episodes in there culture yet they make and use some of the most violent games today. Gee, I wonder why little Komoto isn't running around killing people from a video game like the infidel americans are? That talk is another weak attempt of the GB to control people. Do yourself a favor and bow out at the last minute

  • Elsewhere

    Are you sure it was Psalm 91:5?

    Psalm 91
    1 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High
    will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. [a]

    2 I will say [b] of the LORD, "He is my refuge and my fortress,
    my God, in whom I trust."

    3 Surely he will save you from the fowler's snare
    and from the deadly pestilence.

    4 He will cover you with his feathers,
    and under his wings you will find refuge;
    his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.

    5 You will not fear the terror of night,
    nor the arrow that flies by day,

    6 nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness,
    nor the plague that destroys at midday.

    7 A thousand may fall at your side,
    ten thousand at your right hand,
    but it will not come near you.

    8 You will only observe with your eyes
    and see the punishment of the wicked.

    9 If you make the Most High your dwelling—
    even the LORD, who is my refuge-

    10 then no harm will befall you,
    no disaster will come near your tent.

  • RichieRich

    stilla, post it right here if you dont mind.

    If you work in 3 or more napolean dynamite quotations, I'll let you write my next one too!!

  • lisaBObeesa

    FRICK'EN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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