by stillAwitness 40 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • stillAwitness

    Frannie: I'd be sorely tempted (since it's not my house, in your case) to wait till she's out in service and just move all her shtuff out to the garage and put the house back in order, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! LOL! Man, I wish I had the guts to do something devious. Perhaps plant some porn in her field service bag or something and let it fall out while she's at a door in service. "I know this great scripture in Revelation-" porn slips out. " did that get there...I" "Ohhh...why don't we continure this discussion inside." says the householder.

  • Snoozy

    Sounds like she is "Taking Root!"...

    She may be staying a lot longer than you think...

    Snoozy Q

  • stillAwitness

    calico: This so called 'best friend' spent the entire time visiting people she had known from other congregations and spent very little time with my Mom.

    What a bunch of jerks!

  • Think

    Ask her if she like oral sex.

    Then, tell her you are horny and can show it to her how good it is.

  • stillAwitness

    snoozy: She may be staying a lot longer than you think

    Say it aint so!!!

    P.S Welcome to the board newbie!

  • stillAwitness


    Ask her if she like oral sex.

    Then, tell her you are horny and can show it to her how good it is.

    That's Think for ya I guess.

  • Inquisitor

    Hi stilla

    Sorry to hear that you've been caught in one of those irritating situations where you'd really like to vent your spleen, but have had to hold back to be polite.

    My family used to play host to a pioneer sister too. Boy, did she enjoy taking things for granted. Though she'd tell us that we needn't worry about fixing her meals, she would ALWAYS stick around and wait for us to have a meal, so that we would invite her to join us. Man, could she eat. The only time she didn't join us was when some other bro/sis from our cong invites her to go out for a meal. Also, she wasn't good with house chores, and so she had the luxury of sitting around waiting to tell us jokes and inspirational stories for the christian soul . No, I don't know how she finds all that free time.

    Anyway, her habits annoyed me to no end, so I began throw some remarks in her presence that hinted at my displeasure. My family felt the same way as I do, but they didn't think it was appropriate to say anything outside of family. Luckily for us, this sister was sensitive enough to know it was time to pack up and leave. But not after bitching about me to some of the cong. I know cos I was chilled by the arctic frost emanating from her close friends.

    I guess the moral of my story is this: To fight a bitch, BE ONE.

    Regards, INQ

  • JeffT

    Move her stuff around when nobody can see you. Hide her book bag when she's not looking. Do something to make sure you wake up in the middle of the night, then scream hysterically that you were attacked. After a couple of days of this announce that a demon is attached to something that she brought into the house. Pick up one of her things and throw it into the street. Keep up with the program the next day and throw out somethng else of hers. Keep it up until all her stuff is gone or she's packed up and left.

    (When I get to my 9th step I'm going to owe somebody an amend for this but it was too funny not to suggest)

  • Oroborus21


    Ok so I guess from your post to the other thread that you are walking a fine line as far as appearances and all so you are a little limited in options like some that have been suggested.

    So here is just a suggestion for you which sounds crazy but just might work.

    Is there any way that you can "demonize" her stuff. What I mean is maybe you can say that you saw her table move, or something like that. Being new and it being your parents house she unlikely to call you a liar or challenge you too strongly and if you are a good actress...

    If you can convince her (or your parents) that her stuff has demons, she might get rid of the stuff or maybe even want to relocate if she thinks the problem is with you.

    You could also try accidently "contaminating" her stuff. For example, you could probably pick up some books from the library (they can be pretty harmless like on Greek mythology or something) or some strange object at a garage sale and just "happen" to place it on her table, etc. thereby transferring the evil.

    If this woman is superstitious/overly-righteous JW she might fall for it, unless of course her materialism outweighs such concerns :-)

    It's worth a try and you might have fun haunting your own house. If you get caught at it you could always make like it was all just a prank.


    PS: if the above doesn't work talk her into having a yard sale (and use the opportunity to get rid of your junk) and say that the money is for her to help support herself when she goes to server where the need is greater. (Keep the money from your own stuff naturally.)

  • Oroborus21

    Wow JeffT, I didn't read your post but I guess we were on the same page. I like your ideas too but they might be a little too dramatic. Before you know it the lady might have her parent's convinced that she is the one demonized and she might be out of the house with the freeloader sliding into her place.

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