Strangest Local Needs?!?!?!?!

by thepackage 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Not kidding. And obviously, it happens often enough that perhaps they should make it a part of the regular circuit of public talks. In my regular church, toilet etiquette would barely rate a note in the bulletin. But a full-blown TALK? Our pastor would be given his walking papers unanimously signed by the entire board of elders. Before he even left the pulpit. That's what happens when a church leader is accountable to the people he serves.

    People don't go to church to be addressed as children.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    Local needs talks are a good illustration of what is wrong about the WT.

    The locals are so dependent on the leadership they have to be told to NOT PUT tampons in the toilet.

    You know, other places might just put up a sign.

    But, in the WT, that rates A PART ON THE MEETING.

    Unbelievable. To take time from discussion of scripture, love, kindness, charity, to discuss SEWAGE.

    Ahh. I am so glad I stayed home tonight.


    P

  • Saoirse
    Saoirse
    In my regular church, toilet etiquette would barely rate a note in the bulletin. But a full-blown TALK?

    I've never heard toilet etiquette discussed in my church. We have 5000 church members and a Christian school next door and there has never been a single sewer problem.

    Why do Kingdom halls have so many sewer and bathroom problems? Could it be the people using the facilities, poor construction or is God sending a sign that the JWs are full of crap?

  • GoingGoingGone
    GoingGoingGone

    or is God sending a sign that the JWs are full of crap?

    LOL @ Saoirse!

    GGG

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    A CONVICTED juvenile child molester comes back to the congregation after a year in juvenile detention (he's 15). His 5-year-old victim and her parents attend the same congregation and ask that he move to a different congregation so their little girl won't have to look at him three times a week at the KH. Members of the congregation also petition the elders to make them move.

    The elders said, "no," he gets to come to our congregation, and if anyone says ANYTHING about this matter they'll be disfellowshipped.

    And they gave a Local Needs talk on "Forgiveness."

    Nina

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    We had a local needs about sisters coming to the meetings with thier hair not properly dried. Apparently we were not managing our time well at all and showing great disrespect to Jehovah and the brothers in the congregation...

    Hmm lets see, you get home from work about 6-630, squeeze in something to eat, shower, get dressed and at the meeting on time at 730... How does leave me alone and shut up sound?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    We had a local needs about sisters coming to the meetings with their hair not properly dried.

    But wet-haired hotties are soooo distracting and force men to think untheocratic thoughts!

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches
    But wet-haired hotties are soooo distracting and force men to think untheocratic thoughts!

    As the old fart who used to take our watchtower study would say You've hit the nail on the head!

    The most vocal of the elders in that congregation on this issue and conincendentally the one who gave the talk was always leering at the girls. Dirty old bastard...

    It's always the gal's fault for men having untheocratic thoughts. Not their own lack of self control...

  • Think
    Think

    LOCAL NEEDS TALK???

    GIVE US MORE MONEY!!!

    But in WT magazine is ALWAYS underline that we don't take collections from people like the "others" greedy churches do. !

    Give us money, banks accounts, stosks, real estates, insurances, jour diamond ring

    I get sick of this, so I went to another KH.

    Guess what !! Right here was talk AGAIN !!!! To give money, stocks, real estae, stocks, and you diamond ring !!! I was sick in my stomach.

    And the edless talks about porno, masturbation, adultery, guilt, bad bad very bad sick world, and how we are so happy to be sooo cleeeannnn an holll yyy

    Made me sick so many times, that i feel like to throw up

    Well, you Dear Brothers and Sisters are Right, the Frankenstaitower is realy Sevagetower, no much talk about love, but endless blah bahl blaf blahh blah blahh yapp yap yap about how wise is the Slave/master/slawe/master ???

    And we are so happy to get this meal in proper time this holy manna ...

    This is sick babylontoersevagecrazycult !!!!!

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    never heard toilet etiquette discussed in my church. We have 5000 church members and a Christian school next door and there has never been a single sewer problem.

    Why do Kingdom halls have so many sewer and bathroom problems? Could it be the people using the facilities, poor construction or is God sending a sign that the JWs are full of crap?
    After a 'not so close' inspection of what is spewing forth out of the mouth of the WT it's no wonder all the kingdom hall toilets are backed up with the type of 'spiritual' food all the JW's are eating.

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