Are Cats for True Christians?

by jst2laws 21 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Terry
    Terry
    Well, I have 2 Christian cats and they told me to tell you to kiss their little, pink, rosebuds. My other cat is a Persian and therefore a Muslim. He's becoming used to all the persecution, not to mention propaganda, from the Christian right and has decided to leave it all up to the will of Allah. Of course, he told me all this while doing his midday prayers. After he got off the prayer mat, he told me to tell you to kiss his rosebud too. Time to pucker up.

    I've kissed my share of pussies.

    T.

  • moggy lover
    moggy lover

    Evidently those Who-Are-In-The-Know say: A dog says: "You feed, shelter, and love me, so you must be God" A cat says: "You feed, shelter, and love me, so I must be God" It's precisely because of this I dont let Lucky see any of these Egyptian Documentaries on TV. Gets above herself Thinks she's a goddess.... that all I'm good for is serving her.....Well! Thats it! Thanks to this new thread on JWF I'll................

    Er..Yes- Lucky commmmming......

    Your din-dins? right away oh Supreme One

    Cheers

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