The Good News and Bad News (Brace yourselves; cause it is bad)

by stillAwitness 57 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • atypical

    "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

    That gave me a good laugh. I am a big Dave Chapelle fan........

    Samuel L. Jackson beer, anyone? "Good MotherF$$$in' choice!"

  • mkr32208

    When did "dumbass" become an official language?

  • DaveNwisconsin

    Maybe its a picture book of sign language? Just think of the Capal Tunel you could get from that!

  • Clam

    Great News StillAWitness! It's always good to save a bit of money on car insurance , what with premiums going up all the time.

    Maybe the new language is Pennsylvania Dutch? Have the Armish been "done" yet?

    Cockney Rhyming Slang would be another good one.

  • dinah

    Y'all are killin' me! I would translate it into backwoods Southerner for 'yuns but I cain't spell that grate. The hip-hop translation made me pee my pants. Can y'all see Li'l John and hiz East Side Boys? OMG.

  • DaveNwisconsin

    I checked out all of those other insurance plans and still found the best bet for me to be with State Farm. And I have been with them for over ten years so I can't be canceled. I only put on about 5000 miles a year. You can tell I do no field service, door knocking is for the birds!

  • Mastodon

    They mastered the language of BullShit a long time ago... about time they started printing in such.

  • Elsewhere
    LOL sf! Hey how about Ebonics?

    Guuurl, you be crazy!

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