My mom's got this pioneer sister friend who stays at our house every weekend (she stays in some remote town that's far away from the hall) and I go into my bathroom cabinet this morning and she used up half the bottle of Daily Oil Control cream for my face I had in there.
I mean ladies, you already know how expensive those things are! And I would always just use a pint size amount so the bottle was filled to capacity. And suddenly I'm having to turn it upside down and squeeze it to get cream out!
I was so angry and my mother goes:"Don't you dare accuse my friend of such a thng!"
I was like: "Excuse me? So who else used it? Lucifer the demon?"
My dad: "Watch it! That is a servant of Jehovah you are talking about?"
Me: "Oh, you mean a pioneer? I really don't care if she's Jesus' next of kin-the rules of etiquette apply to everyone do they not?"
Dad: "Well don't make it a big deal. I will repay you."
Me: "She should be repaying me she did it! If I went into someone's house and used their stuff without asking I would of got slapped. Why are the rules different for her?"
Mom/Dad: silence again. Blank stares and suddenly I am invisible
Me: "Whatever" and I storm off.
How stupid is that?! And she was only here for one night? Who the hell uses up a half a bottle of cream on just their face?
This weekend I am clearing out my entire cabinet!
I haven't decided if I will be nice enough to leave her the toothpaste.