How about this one? God destroys the 2 wicked cities of Sodom and Gomorrah for things like beastiality, homosexuality, etc. and yet righteous Lot goes up into the cave, gets drunk and commits incest with his 2 daughters. Lot's wife got turned into a pillar of salt for looking back but if she'd gone up to the cave and joined the orgy, things would have probably been alright. Here's another one. In Ex.4:24-26, after God appoints Moses as his representative and gives him special powers, God then seeks to kill him because he forgot tell Moses he didn't like foreskins. This story is a real pisser.