funniest signs (page 2)

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BUNNY RANCH CLOSED...(a nevada brothel)

BEAT IT!!!

Abaddon

A sign on the back of a van in London;

C. P. Gupta and Sons
Decorator, Electrician, Plumber
Registered CORGI Gas Fitter

"You've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"

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On the road into Waterford, in Eire, after a sequence of tight S-bends going downhill, each with 'SLOW' painted onto the road, a tighter bend with 'SLOWER' painted onto the road.

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But sod signs; the single most stupid piece of print I have ever seen (out of a Kingdom Hall of course) was on the old landing cards they used to hand out to you when you were going to land in the USA. There was a question on them, phrased more or less like this;

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of any terrorist organsiation or involved in the supporting of any terrorist organisation?"

Wonder how many they caught out with that one? "Oh no Achmed! You answered yes you camel dropping! We are doomed!"

bboyneko 2

Liquer in the front, poker in the reaer

Kent

What about my sign on the bathroom door?

Yakki Da

Kent

"The only difference between a fool and the JW legal department is that a fool might be sympathetic ."

Daily News On The Watchtower and the Jehovah's Witnesses:
http://watchtower.observer.org

Mulan

Years ago, when Farrah Fawcett was the rage, and reigning queen on American TV, there was this sign on a plumbing supply store:

"Our faucets are better than Farrah's"

And this one, I loved. On a plumber's truck:
"One flush is better than a full house"

Marilyn (a.k.a. Mulan)

Eyebrow2

There is a company up here called the Blow Brothers...they provide porta potties. One the side of the trucks it reads:

"We're #1 in the #2 business!"

And, there is a tackle shop up her called "Master's Bait Shop"

claudia

Where I tan, the sign reads "no children aloud in tanning booth"

Flip

A sign at the entrance to a Beauty Parlor,

'If WE can't make you look beautiful...

...You Ugly.'

larc

I saw business card from butcher, which read, "you can beat my prices, but you can't beat my meat."

mustang

LIZARD LICK
CITY LIMITS

I've seen this ad in the nearby large newspaper several times:

"50$ reward for the return of Lizard Lick City Limits sign,
contact Mayor of Lizard Lick"

Mustang

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