1. I will be voted the first female president of the USA.
2. First order of business will be to require religious institutions to open their books and computer records to the public since they are taking the public's money.
3. The society will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law when it is discovered that they intentionally lied to their people to their detriment. The GB will then be institutionalized and the WTBTS will be disbanded.
4. All attorneys who defend these snakes will be ordered beaten with a wet noodle and forced to Jell-O wrestle each other on pay t.v. as punishment for their silliness. Proceeds will go to the Presidential Cult Recovery Fund.
5. I will learn how to write.
6. Minimus will run out of questions.
7. Mouthy will fall madly in love with a world famous Canadian hockey player, and we won't hear from her for six months while on her honeymoon.
8. God will come back in the flesh and tell us that she's pissed that we could have gotten so much so wrong.
9. Computers will develop sentience.
10. Elvis will return along with Bruce Lee, Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly, and JFK and it will turn out that they were all just playing poker in a cabin in Alaska and lost track of the time.