British And American Intercourse. (page 2)

MrMoe 2

No, a fender is not a bumper - har har - are u being silly? A fender is the metal piece above the tire on the side of the vehicle next to the door.

Englishman

Aha, Mr Moe,

We call that the front and rear wing!

Hmm, tis pretty stupid now that I think about it...

Englishman.

..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

ladonna

Englishman,

Too funny

American=yeah/ya
English=Yes

American=kewl
English=cool

American=nah
English=No

American=caint
English=can't

American=Hi, how are you?
English=Goodmorning, how are you?

(HMmmmm..American = not a great deal of punctuation)

American=AWwwwwwwww
English=Ahhhhhhhhh

This could go on for infinity. Englishman, just offer them all a free copy of the Oxford.

Ana

GinnyTosken

Let's drag the Aussies into this, too.

In Neil Finn's song "Twisty Bass," he says, "and the windscreen wipers move in time." I can only assume that he means the windshield wipers.

Favorite Aussie exchange:

Wounded soldier to nurse in Australian hospital: Have I come here to die?

Nurse: Now, love, yer came 'ere yesterdie!

Ginny

bboyneko

You australians with your vegamite and british with your marmite..both gross gross gross

ladonna

bboyneko You australians with your vegamite and british with your marmite..both gross gross gross

Not anywhere near as disgusting as an overblown ego.

Ana

Post Script. You failed to use capitals on country names such as "Australians" and "British"

Englishman

..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

bboyneko

You failed to use capitals on country names such as "Australians" and "British"

My posting history will reveal I am the world's worst speller :)

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

ladonna

Good Morning America,

Just a helping hand in the right direction.

Ana

ladonna

BBOY

Ewe are two funny

Ana

British And American Intercourse.

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