I think I'd have to ask them if Satan had created an astronomical sign over my house to bring them to my door.
If JWs knock on Christmas Day...what will you say?
I suppose you could always beat them with a butcher knife There's a news thread floating around here somewhere about that.
Come on in. Want a cup of tea? And some Christmas cake?
And then I question them. I am in charge of the "discussion" You can bet certain subjects come up pretty quick - their abuse policy being at the top of the list
I would say:
"You're just in time to join me as I bow and do obeisance before my phallic, pagan Christmas tree, after which we'll get drunk, overeat, throw up, and have monkey sex."
Would you like some black cake?