If JWs knock on Christmas Day...what will you say?

Darth Yhwh

I think I'd have to ask them if Satan had created an astronomical sign over my house to bring them to my door.
Mysterious

I suppose you could always beat them with a butcher knife There's a news thread floating around here somewhere about that.
Lady Lee

Come on in. Want a cup of tea? And some Christmas cake?
And then I question them. I am in charge of the "discussion" You can bet certain subjects come up pretty quick - their abuse policy being at the top of the list
Finally-Free

I would say:
"You're just in time to join me as I bow and do obeisance before my phallic, pagan Christmas tree, after which we'll get drunk, overeat, throw up, and have monkey sex."
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Soledad

Would you like some black cake?