Name products the JW's will regret not having anymore in their new system..

by JH 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Jiffy popcorn

  • fairchild
    fairchild

    Lottery tickets and gambling facilities

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    men on tap

    followed closely by

    duracell rabbits

    and

    duff beer

    Moes Bar

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I can't believe you haven't mentioned my first hits yet:

    1. Highlighters
    2. Plastic protectors for the literature
    3. straws
    4. Makeup, hairspray - those girls don't look that cute without WORK I tell ya!
    5. Nylons
    6. Spandex, heck, ALL artificial fibres.

    And within six months:

    7. John Deere tractor and the gasoline to power it.
    8. Dry fertilizer
    9. Salsa, Mustard, Ketchup, Mayonnaise, Pepper, Salt, Cinnamon
    10. Lightbulbs

    And within ten years:

    11. Electricity
    12. Potable water
    13. Sanitation system
    14. Paper and printing presses
    15. Steel

  • loosie
    loosie

    Dell

    and

    AOL

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    That's right, loosie. Along with that,

    www.fark.com

    and

    www.myspace.com

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Tampons and sanitation napkins - or will there be periods in paradise?

  • blondie
    blondie

    JWs have very little understanding of infrastructure and the people behind the scenes.

    For example,

    The highways we travel on; who and how are they maintained.

    Where does the material come from, the concrete, the rebar, the asphalt? Who makes it and who transports it? Who make the transport vehicles and who makes the gasoline and oil?

    How many people take how many hours? With only 6 million people slated to survive and few of those with any skills....

    The mindless JW response, "Oh, I don't have to worry about that, Jehovah will figure it out." Yes, and in a way that no JW has to do the work who think they will be on a perpetual vacation.

    Or the sister who says she is going to have a mansion with 25 rooms. When you mention how she is going to clean all that space, "Oh, I'll just hire a maid." Like any JWs plan on being maids in the new system.

    Can you track backwards what it takes for you to be able to turn on the lights?

    Blondie

  • serendipity
    serendipity

    Birth Control. Assuming procreation is possible ....

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts

    no periods, all the women will be over 50. No sex for that matter as there is no marriage in the new system, and no kids are allowed once the world is full. Oh no, and no porn on the internet. All the brothers will go mad.

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