New World Diner
Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
(a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER
ENTREES
Shrimp Creole
Trinitarian Roast
Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
Jehovah Gyros
Filet of No Sole
Chicken ala Kingdom
Elder Burgers
Wild Beast Stew
Good News Bologna
Book Study Surprise
Gilead Goulash
Field Ministry Fondue
APPETIZERS
Society Soup
Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons
Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing
Evil Slave Salad with End of the World Salad Dressing
SIDE DISHES
Russell Potato Chips
Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
Franz Fries
Retried Human Beans
Spicy Gehenna Chili
Passed Over Memorial Bread
Leo Greenpeas
DESSERTS
Pioneer Upsidedown Cake
Arch Angels Food Cake
Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Apostate Pops
Pagan Pudding
Date Bread Surprise
Prophet in a Sense Cakes
Paradise Pie
Everlasting Life Cookies
BEVERAGES
1925 Shun Shine Punch
1914 Watchtower Rose'
New Light Beer
NEW ON THIS YEARS MENU
Ministerial serviettes
District hors'douvres
Territorial Toast with UN Jam
Last Days Lasagna
Rank & File Weenies
All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.
Hope you can come!
2005 THANKSGIVING MENU AT BETHEL
by Scorpion 15 Replies latest social humour
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Scorpion
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stillajwexelder
LOL - NO MIRACLE WHEAT BREAD?
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Gretchen956
You definately have too much time on your hands!!!
Sherry
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Nathan Natas
LOL!
Very good!
May I suggest the "Millennium Bean" Cassoulette?
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Robdar
That was creative and funny. Thanks for the laff.
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LDH
Miracle Wheat and Millenium Beans indeed!
Hilarity.
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xjwms
I agree,.....very creative
Did you come up with this on your own?
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rebel8
LOL! This is where they go for coffee.
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Shining One
You forgot the proper portion of 'crow' on the menu.
Rex -
Ms. Whip
Jumping Jeho-So-FAT Batman!
That sure will lead to a lot of Aposto-poop after dinner
...they may have to call the Vatican and borrow the Pope-er Scooper.