Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

by JimmyPage 95 Replies latest jw experiences

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    10. If I said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?

    9. Let's overlap our generations if you know what I mean.

    8. What do you say we lose this great crowd?

    7. I want to be your faithful slave.

    6. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.

    7. Your breasts are like towers.

    6. Would you welcome a shepherding call?

    5. I'd like to do some research... on you.

    4. If you raised your hand in my Hall I'd call on you every time.

    3. I've got a nice bottle of wine back at my place... do you like unleavened bread?

    2. You're looking quite modest and well-arranged today.

    1. No need for a great tribulation, I can take you to Paradise right now.

  • tenyearsafter
    tenyearsafter

    Those are brilliant JP...I love them!!!

  • EmptyInside
    EmptyInside

    lol,better than a David Letterman top 10.

  • GOrwell
    GOrwell

    haha classic stuff.. every one's a laugh, and that doesn't happen often.

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    So glad you guys like 'em... now let's hear some of yours!

  • EmptyInside
    EmptyInside

    Okay,so far,the best I can do: The first time our eyes met,I already had the judicial committee formed in my head.

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    Love it!

  • talesin
    talesin

    # 10 hahaha

    "come on down to my place, and you can serve where the need is greater"

    tal

  • EmptyInside
    EmptyInside

    Another one:Someone is going to be crying out tonight,but it won't be for "Peace and Security".

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc

    "Come back to the Motel 6 with me and you can check out my Elder's Body."

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