well, I just participated in a miracle (page 5)

MsMcDucket

It's a no-carb church, no bread.

The Mediator said "Man shall not live on bread alone"! Wow! The Mediator is deep!

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

I went to bed with a smile last night, and woke up with one this morning.

horrible life - Is your phone on vibrate? Perhaps the Virgin Mobil has been trying to reach you for hours !

I drive a Ford Crown Victoria - there's room for two bodies in the trunk so one largish dining room table fits in, if you let the legs hang out behind.

Hortensia (a.k.a. Mediatrix of Virgin Mobil) - the legs hanging out... Are you refering to the largish dining room table, or the two bodies in the trunk?

horrible life

I went to bed with a smile last night, and woke up with one this morning.
horrible life - Is your phone on vibrate? Perhaps the Virgin Mobil has been trying to reach you for hours !

Maybe I need to go to bed early, and push Redial!!

Barbie Doll

WINGS-----I am Praying, I am Praying, I am Praying For you, that your daughters cell phone gets blown to bits.

Was your Prayers answered yet? lol lol lol

alt

there is no place like home...there's no place like home....there's no place like home. Oh, sorry wrong chant. I believe....I believe.....I believe my daughters cell phone will get blown to bits, I believe my daughter's cell phone will get blown to bits. Should I click my heels together? I'm not too good at this.

FlyingHighNow

When I got home and got out of the car, the sound of music scared me - was someone in the garage?

This reminds me of something very cute and funny that happened today. I went to pick Julian up at his babysitter's. Her husband was kicked back in the recliner. Julian was standing behind him. Bob's cell phone, which was in his pocket, went off, playing some song. He didn't answer it so it kept playing. When the song stopped, Julian pipes up and says, and I quote, "That's the coolest fart I've ever heard." We all laughed very hard for a long time. Katie, his wife, was in tears.

Feel free to use this one if you'd like. Julian will collect the royalties.

PS: I hate the word fart.

stillajwexelder

I agreee - there must be a god. I prayed that I would get blown this lunchtime. Well what do you know - I came in the front door - my trousers came down and the deed was done. Sothere must be a God right.

MsMcDucket

Oh, sorry wrong chant. I believe....I believe.....I believe my daughters cell phone will get blown to bits, I believe my daughter's cell phone will get blown to bits. Should I click my heels together? I'm not too good at this.

Since your not a dub anymore, it's okay to tell her that the cell phone fairy took it away because she abused her priviledges. Mind you, that one of my daughters got my cell phone bill over $1000.00. How in the hell do you talk that much!? I can't understand it cause I hate talking on the phone. You may not get me to talk in person! *&^% The girls didn't get that talking stuff from me!

wings

Mind you, that one of my daughters got my cell phone bill over $1000.00. How in the hell do you talk that much!?

It's called downloads. No problem, I don't like to talk on the phone either. I'm actually not paying for her phone right now (previous problem same as yours). She is just annoying me. I'm actually avoiding my real problems right now, and if it would get blown to bits that would entertain me deeply.

well, I just participated in a miracle

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