Song 113 - "We are Jehovah's Witnesses"

Simon

I've seen pics of sharon stone
Celebreties I'd love to bone
But our God Almighty
Won't allow such fun
Other people cannot see
Why we waste our time with thee
We're not allowed to have sex for fun
It's only for re-pro-duc-she-un

[chorus]
We're Jehovah's Witnesses
We speak out incessantly
Our's is the God who never shows up...
...perhaps it's just one big fuck-up

"You're my witnesses" God said
"You're wife should not give you head"
It would make you sinful
Could make you go blind...
I guess I will just have to wait
Till 'new light' makes it OK
Different positions are not for me
He just allows us 'miss-on-a-ree'

[chorus]
We're Jehovah's Witnesses
We speak out incessantly
Our's is the God who never shows up...
...perhaps it's just one big fuck-up

peaceloveharmony

simon! ROTFLMAO

love it

-h

"If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?"
..........Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (1792-1822)

joelbear

that was one of my favorite kingdom songs. it was the song they were singing at the convention when I got baptized.

memories, of the times we left behind.

hugs

Joel

funkyderek

I've been out for five years now, and those fucking godawful songs are still in my head.

--
Ubi dubium ibi libertas

dins

Very Funny. I always detested those songs, especically the ones that went on and on...and everyone sings the soprano line so it sounds even more awful.

Trying to think of something for the one From House to House...

Jang

Oh my goodness .... it is much too early in the morning for this .... I can see a morning stuck on the throne cause I will still be laughing and peeing at the same time all day

JanG
CAIC Website: http://caic.org.au/zjws.htm
Personal Webpage: http://uq.net.au/~zzjgroen/

mommy

What he fortells come to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
shouldn't it be....
Listen to our false Phropeccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hehe thanks Simon, that was way funny
wendy

Blind faith can justify anything~Richard Dawkins, The selfish gene

wasasister

Gotta bring this one to the top! Siso?? Where are you?

"You're my Witnesses, God said.
"Your wife should not give you head"

Simon! This is truly inspired. Let's hope the Mrs. Simon is similarly inspired.

TR

Wayy too funny! ROTFLMFAO!

Hey Simon, use that program Slayer found to sing it for you. "Read Please 2000".

TR

"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every
form of tyranny over the mind of man." --Thomas Jefferson*

WildHorses

""You're my witnesses" God said
"You're wife should not give you head""

That was one of the things I was upset about while a witness, but on the receiving end. Ooooooooooh babe yeah!

Song 113 - "We are Jehovah's Witnesses"

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