List everything you hate here.... (page 5)

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SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate them so much oh and.....

COUNSELLORS!!!!! evil, mean, confidentiality breaking, sneeky, nosey COUNSELLORS!!!!!

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professor

People I Can Do Without:

(borrowed from Geroge Carlin)

A stranger on the train who wants to tell me about their bowel movements.

A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar.

Any man with a birthmark shaped like a hypodermic needle.

Anyone who takes off work on Ted Bundy's birthday.

A priest with an eyepatch and a limp who's selling pieces of the cross.

Any woman who repeatedly gives me a high five during sex.

A cross-eyed man in a New Year's hat reciting "Casey at the Bat" in Latin.

Any guy named "Dogmeat" whose body has over six square feet of scar tissue.

A girl whose wallet contains nude photos of Sam Donaldson or Yassir Arafat.

Any couple who owns "his and hers" rectal thermometers.

Anyone who gets plastic surgery in an attempt to look more intelligent.

Anyone who refers to Charles Manson as "Chuck."

Anyone who receives e-mail from Willard Scott.

A retarded twelve-year-old who carries more than six books of matches.

Any man who gives himself a Harvey Wallbanger enema. On the rocks.

A homely, flat-chested woman wearing a "Foxy Lady" t-shirt.

Any person bleeding from three orifices who wants me to cosign for a loan.

Guys in their 50s named "Skip."

A cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin.

A Boy Scout leader who owns a dildo shop.

People with big gums and small teeth.

Anyone who uses the word "Jesus" more than 300 times in a two minute conversation.

A dentist with blood in his hair.

under74

like a school counselor Eva??

Oh and I'm not fond of spiders either...spent the early part of my life in a house that had black widows everywhere...so a spider meant possible death...or in the least a trip to the emergency room. Now I just kind of hate them because they invade my territory.

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like a school counselor Eva??
Oh and I'm not fond of spiders either...spent the early part of my life in a house that had black widows everywhere...so a spider meant possible death...or in the least a trip to the emergency room. Now I just kind of hate them because they invade my territory.

Oh yes yes School counsellors in particular!!!!! CONFIDENTIALITY BREAKING, LYING, BACKSTABBING COUNSELLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spiders.....? Evanescence