Why did the chicken cross the road?

by kj 12 Replies latest social humour

  • Insomniac
    Insomniac

    OK, why did the frog cross the road?

    Because some psycho stapled him to the chicken's ass.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    CT Russell:

    "If we measure the distance that the chicken traveled to cross the road, we find that to be 2520 inches,, each one of those inches represent 1 year,,now subtract 606(BC) from 2520 you get 1914,,clearly the chicken is the"great feather witness" the bible mentions that points to the complete end of all worldy governments. So to answer your question as to why the chicken crossed the road,,it was to fullfil a prophetic drama."

  • Special K
    Special K

    I enjoyed this ...

    thanks for posting this one.

    Special K

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