The Horse's Ass Award for May 2001

by seven006 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • logical
    logical

    Id better get hard at work to compete for the June award.

    Fred, you got competition now, dont get too attached to that trophy.

  • seven006
    seven006

    Francoise,

    The voting is a good idea. Doing this every week might get to be a little too much, I only have so much time to donate to the socially handicapped.

    I have a few other awards that I am considering creating but this one is the first and the most coveted.

    It cracks me up to see that logical actually wants it. I guess that shows some warped sense of pride. It's all in good fun.

    I think people can start casting their votes right now but unless someone emerges as a surprise upset a certain present and wanting candidate is pretty much a shoe in.

    Dave

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    TR, your picture shows that Fredhall is in the groove, alright.

    I think the lineup for the next few months worth of awards is pretty obvious.

    AlanF

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Great Graphics, Dave!

    I only see one minor problem, though. Over the course of the next 12 months a total 12 awards will be given out. They will most likely be split up in varying degrees with only five people:

    Fred Hall
    Yadrif
    YK
    Logical
    "Goo"

    The only question remaining is: who is going to "sweep" the most "honors?"

    Farkel

  • seven006
    seven006

    Roamingfeline,

    I thought about Tishie's board and that mental hemorrhoid you are talking about but giving him any kind of recognition sets him off on a spamming frenzy. I'd hate to be the person who causes that.

    Dave

  • ros
    ros

    Brilliant, Seven006!
    I have only one objection: Horses don't deserve this award!

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    Hey Dave if you gave that award at Tishies it might be faster just to list who doesn't recive it HAHAHAHHA!!!

    Ven

  • TR
    TR

    Yadork,

    You're a day late and a dollar short, dude. This is a pic of FredHall caught by an unsuspecting bethelite photographer in a Bethel bathroom. It's been awarded to various people as an award, including yourself. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud recipiant of the "HEAD UP YOUR ASS AWARD!

    BTW, the shit under the lip is an old insult. It belongs to Fred. I would agree that I had residual shit on my face, but my head's out in the fresh air now, unlike yours.

    TR

    "Kults Suk"

  • logical
    logical

    NO!!!

    Dont give it to You Knob or Yadirf! Its too good for them.

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    TR

    BTW, the shit under the lip is ... old.... It belongs to Fred.

    Sooooooooo ... you've had your lips up against Fred's butt! Quite an admission there, TR. BTW, I was wondering what the "TR" stands for. Let me guess ... "THE RUNS", right?

    Yadork

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