The infinite loop of resurrection

by Nathan Natas 15 Replies latest social humour

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Scene: The New World, any minute now...

    Billy Bastard, an aborted fetus is resurrected and immediately dies because he is outside the womb of a birthing person.

    repeat ad infinitum

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    If only there were a more convenient word that suitably describes more than 99% of people with wombs… 🤔

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog

    "any minute now" lol 😆

  • Fisherman
    Fisherman
    dies because he is outside the womb

    His life taken so cheaply and thrown out as garbage. Certainly if there is any justice and compassion in the world—and an Almighty God, he will see to it.

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    Is this the same god who drowned his own children in a flood?

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH

    God could solve this by having those beings resurrected in grown-up human bodies. You'll know who they are, they'll be curled up on the ground screaming and immediately latch on to the first nipple that comes within range.

    'Resurrection Day' will be memorable for a lot of the wrong reasons...

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    As I recall, Watchtower does not hold out the hope of resurrection for aborted foetus’s or miscarriages.

  • Fisherman
    Fisherman
    Is this the same god who drowned his own children in a flood?

    —And King David’s adulterine son. And all to be slayed at armageddon. Everyone, good and bad eventually dies one way or another sooner or later because of Adam’s sin.

    Justice is God’s business. That is the reason for someone not qualified to be resurrected but not God being less than almighty.

  • truth_b_known
    truth_b_known

    Exodus 21:22 states that if a man causes a woman to have a miscarriage he is to pay a fine. Verse 23 continues that if the woman dies the offender is to be put to death.

    Numbers chapter 5 instructs men who believe their wife was unfaithful to take her to the high priest. She is to be given a drink. If the unborn child is fathered by the husband the child will survive. If it was fathered by someone other than the husband she will have a miscarriage.

    "May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.” Numbers 5:22

    YHWY doesn't see unborn children the same as Christians.

  • truth_b_known

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