Silly song lyrics (page 2)

riblah

Well, give your ID card to the border guard
Now your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation Of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway

LoveUniHateExams

Pressure on Julian, by Blur

Only the magical transit children
sing, sing the lullaby, bah bah bah
Sitting on the pavement, sucking on a long straw
It's colorful, it's colorful, but it washes you out

Here is my violence, and here is the excuse
I learned it all, but only second hand
Falling into walls, well what is it with you
You never know, never know, never know

We planned it all this way
We planned it all this way
Pressure on Julian

Swimming in yellow pissy water
Sand getting in between their ears
No blood in head in this bloody weather
Irate people with yellow tongues

Only the magical transit children,
sing, sing the lullaby, bah bah bah.
Falling into walls, well what is it with you
You never know, never know, never know

We planned it all this way
We planned it all this way
Pressure on Julian

(There was pressure on Julian, pushing trolleys in the car park
from B to A, then back to B
Pressure on Julian, he keeps passing out,
Poor, precious little snout, the birds are singing at night
Pressure on Julian)

We planned it all this way
We planned it all this way
Pressure on Julian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfb-zqZNmFM

HappyDad

"Surfin Bird" by the Trashmen.

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird

A-well-a

A-well-a everybody's heard, about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well! Everybody's talking about the bird!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
A-well-a bird!

Surfin
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Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa pa oom m-mow mow

Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Oom m-mow mow

Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow

Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow

Pa pa oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow

Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
A-well-a oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Ba pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow

LoveUniHateExams

Black Tambourine by Beck

Black hearts in effigy
We sing a song that was hated
All dressed in rag and bones
Sharks smell the blood that I'm bleeding
I know there's something wrong
Might take a fire to kill it
Might take a hurricane
Don't know what life that I'm livin'

Oh oh oh
Black tambourine
Oh oh oh
Black tambourine

My baby run to me
She lives in broken down buildings
Can't pay the rent again
These spider webs are my home now
And when the sun is down
We'll shake and rattle our bodies
To keep it warm at night
My tambourine is still shaking

Oh oh oh
Black tambourine
Oh oh oh
Black tambourine

Black hearts in effigy
We sing a song that was hated
All dressed in rag and bones
Sharks smell the blood that I'm bleeding
I know there's something wrong
Might take a fire to kill it
Might take a hurricane
Don't know what life that I'm livin'

Black tambourine
Oh oh oh
Black tambourine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEXaEYpifhg

Don't really know what the lyrics mean, but it's a catchy, funky little song.

punkofnice

Pete - Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'
(what does that even mean?? )

Probably use the substance 'crack' instead of cracklin'.....makes more sense to an otherwise forgettable and tepid song by an over rated artist.

A lot of these songs don't mean a thing, they're just an idiotic attempt at slam poetry or failed doggerel.

jhine

Ultimate Axiom

The Riddle by Nik Kershaw (minus the chorus)

I got two strong arms
Blessings of Babylon
Time to carry on and try
For sins and false alarms
So to America the brave
Wise men save

I got plans for us
Nights in the scullery
And days instead of me
I only know what to discuss
Oh, for anything but light
Wise men fighting over you

It's not me you see
Pieces of valentine
And just a song of mine
To keep from burning history
Seasons of gasoline and gold
Wise men fold

I got time to kill
Sly looks in corridors
Without a plan of yours
A blackbird sings on bluebird hill
Thanks to the calling of the wild
Wise men's child

Vidiot

Anything by Bob Dylan.

Vanderhoven7

Here are a few oldies

The Witchdoctor song

My boomerang won't come back

Flying Purple People Eater

Peanut Butter

Rotten friend of mine

Vanderhoven7

OK "Rotten Friend of Mine" is a silly country song I wrote. But I think most will remember the others.

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