After a conversation with Hubby l started thinking about silly lyrics in songs , of which there are many .Bang a Gong by Marc Bolan is pretty daft , although apparently his lyrics are deep . Do you have any favourite daft lyrics?
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Silly song lyrics
by jhine 19 Replies latest social humour
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jhine
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punkofnice
Des’ree : Life
I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s the sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
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Terry
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
Who was that man
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)When my baby heard
"Bomp bah bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bomp"
Every word went right into her heart
And when she heard them singin'
"Rama lama lama lama, rama ding dong"
She said we'd never have to part
SoWho put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
Who was that man
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)Each time that we're alone
Boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity shoo
Sets my baby's heart all aglow
And every time we dance to
Dip da dip da dip dip da dip da dip
She always says she loves me so
SoWho put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
Who was that man
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah) -
Pete Zahut
Donna Summers Bad Girls
🎶 Toot toot hey beep beep
Toot toot hey beep beepBad girl, sad girls
You're such a dirty bad girl
Beep, beep uh, uh
You bad girl, you sad girl
You're such a dirty bad girl
Beep beep uh, uhNeil Diamond Cracklin' Rosie
🎶 Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'(what does that even mean?? )
Kingdom Song #125 Jehovah is on my Side
🎶 "Around me swarms the Devil's crowd Like bees that were molested.
But I can ever beat them off,Beneath divine protection."
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Overrated
My all time favorite- "Relax, don't do it, do you really want to go thru it , Do you want to cum?"
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LoveUniHateExams
The Beatles: I Am The Walrus
I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm cryingSitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow longI am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joobMister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm cryingYellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers downI am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joobSitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rainI am the egg man (now good sir)
They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm cryingSemolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen PoeI am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba -
LoveUniHateExams
Happiness Is A Warm Gun
She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do, oh yeah
She's well-acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National TrustI need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going downMother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gunHappiness is a warm gun (bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, momma (bang, bang, shoot, shoot)When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah)
BecauseHappiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun (happiness, bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Well, don't you know that happiness is a warm gun momma?
(Happiness is a warm gun, yeah) -
resolute Bandicoot
Drugs.
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Terry
BEATLES again ...
(Chuck Berry sued John Lennon )Here come old flat top
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he pleaseHe wear no shoe shine
He got toe jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola
He say I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is you got to be freeCome together, right now, over meHe bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his diseaseCome together, right now, over meHe roller coaster
He got early warning
He got muddy water
He one mojo filter
He say, "one and one and one is three"
Got to be good looking 'cause he's so hard to seeCome together, right now, over meOhCome together, yeah -
jhine
Someone left the cake out in the rain,
and l don't think that l can take it ,
cus it took so long to bake it .
Jan