No Bethel visit? How could it be a vacation?
Theme park for JEHOVAH's WITNESSES
by pandora 28 Replies latest jw friends
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ThiChi
And don’t forget Main Street's "New Light Parade" every night!
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ballistic
I just remembered the correct name for them... GHOST TRAINS
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Gopher
The theme park's refreshment stand would feature COLD HOAGIES and CHIPS. For dessert, you could have vanilla pudding or cheese danish.
And the beverage to top it all off? "SHASTA" -- cola or lemon-lime!! What else would it be?
No wait -- new light: you have to pack your own lunch!!
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CyrusThePersian
Are the "Watchtower Archives" where the restrooms are? cuz I gots ta go!!
Cyrus
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VeniceIT
Well whever they are Cyrus...
PLEASE TAKE ONLY ONE TOWEL!!!!
Tacking bumper boats
JW Idol --who can actually sing the K songs
Contribution boxes every 10 feet.
Crazy older brother driving mini van ride
in the electronics booth 'Virtual Mike handlers' (always in exemplary standing)
window washing contests
Apostate shooting range
the roving mens washroom, only one mens room is located throught the facility and will be rotated as the needs of the sisters demand.
heheheh hmmmm still thinking
Ven
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Kenneson
The name of the camp should be Camp Kingdom Come.
How about All Around the Watchtower for the name of the Merry Go Round?
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be wise
window washing contests Apostate shooting range
VeniceIT what can I say, heh heh...brilliant.
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ballistic
What about measures to reduce an unchristain competitive spirit in the race type events? You could have the rule that "whoever is greatest will be least" so that no-one actually wants to win anything. Instead of a leaderboard, you would have a looserboard.
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be wise
They could have a Ghost Train with 'possessed', 'apostates' sneaking up on them trying to 'stumble' them, now that would be too scary for some, if not all.
That would be more like a Theme Park for apostates, though. Now that would be fun.