Suspicious people? No, merely Canadian

by kurtbethel 54 Replies latest jw friends

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Hey, I took the prohibition jab as a compliment. Some of the richest families in Canada made their fortunes in rum-running. Of course, the border has two sides. I am sure there are a few people making a tidy profit off cigarette smuggling to Canada.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Have you heard of the great Maple Syrup Heist?

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    Our suspicious nature is ingrained in our minds during our childhood. Young children are trained early on how to operate a flashlight. Flashlights can be purchased so cheap at each Canadian Tire Store, so each family member has at least two of them. We usually master the art of using a flashlight with practicing with our cats as they chase the light beam. This is also a popular Canadian sport. The SPCA is not happy with us and are trying to ban this sport in our country.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Lets not forget the trailerpark boys. Now, theres a suspicious bunch. Doing something straight and legal isn't part of their resumes.

    S

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    WTF @ OP

    lol, eh

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    We should help the uninitiated. Here's a sample of the Trailer Park Boys.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3QHoqfhX8

    Barenaked Ladies.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM

  • return of parakeet
    return of parakeet

    Kinder eggs are illegal in the U.S. because the small toys inside pose a choking hazard to young children.

    But my local German deli sneaks them in and I buy them for my grandson, who is beyond the everything-goes-in-the-mouth stage. The chocolate is very tasty. Maybe that's why customs made such a fuss about them.

  • mamochan13
    mamochan13

    I find it hard to believe that a kinder egg is not allowed to cross the border into a country that allows every man, woman and child to own multiple guns (and before you jump on me, I'm being facetious)

    No wonder Canadians are suspicious!

  • zed is dead
    zed is dead

    Blaming Canada for Prohibition makes as much sense as blaming trailer parks for meth.

    zed

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Prohibition was stupid, anyway. It made organized crime.

    S

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