Regular Pioneer, Auxilliary Pioneer, Special Pioneer- not in the Bible
Theocratic Ministry School, Congregation Bible Study, Watchtower Study, Public Talk- not in the Bible
Mandatory clean shaven, no sports coats or blazers while on the platform at the Sunday Meeting or Assemblies/Conventions- not in the Bible
Women prohibited from handling responsibilities such as literature in the average congregation- not in the Bible
The Governing Body, The Writing Department, The Legal Department,- not in the Bible
Publishers, Turning in field service slips, The Service Committee, The Maintenance Committee- not in the Bible
The Coordinator of the Body of Elders, The Hospital Liason Committee, The REgional Building Commitee- not in the Bible
The Bible Highlights, The Kingdom Ministry, The Awake Magazine, The Watchtower Magazine- not in the Bible
The #2 Talk, The #3 Talk, The #4 Talk, Kindom Melodies, Sing Praises to Jehovah- not in the Bible
Discouragement towards a College Education, ban on blood transfusions, - not in the Bible
Circuit Overseers, District Overseers, Branches, District Conventions, Circuit Assemblies- not in the Bible
Auxilliary Pioneer hours dropped to 30 for the month of April 2011- not in the Bible
Taking the speaker out to eat, paying for the expenses of the Circuit Overseer and his wife- not in the Bible (Paul didn't ask for anything!)
Women prohibited from wearing slacks in the winter time at the meeting or field service- not in the Bible
Applications to pioneer, applications to Bethel, applications to work on Kingdom Halls, Accounts Servant forgot about Judas!- not entirely in the Bible
Anyone who gets baptized into this accursed religion after spending enough time on this message board- not in the right frame of mind.