One point: Jaracz ruled the SS -otherwise known as the Service Dept. This is where hardline policy gets enforced.
metatron
Ted Jaracz passed away this morning.
by grassyknoll07 172 Replies latest members private
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yesidid
It is my strong belief that the Americans rule the GB....
As it should be......................after all.....................it is God's own country.
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shamus100
Bye bye Jaracz!
ROT!
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sooner7nc
And now we tearfully say goodbye to our dear Brother Jaracz.
Don't let the door hit ya in your old dead ass on the way out.
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Mad Sweeney
I would expect the insecurity of being a bunch of noobs will be in conflict with the ego/pride of being God's ONLY spokesmen on earth wanting to make their mark on the Borganization. It's much more interesting watching this bunch from the outside than it ever was being under their thumb.
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loosie
Karma dictates that Ted now be molested in the afterlife and no one will give a sh*t.
LOL @ Jimmy
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agonus
Holy shit people. I was just wondering a couple of days ago if Jesus might celebrate welcoming Ray home by striking Jaracz down.
Or maybe that was Ray's first job after he passed the pearly gates.
Karma's a bitch, WT! This is only the beginning...
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Mad Sweeney
Can't really explain why but agonus' post made me think of these verses from Luke 16:
19 There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:
20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:
28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
29 Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.
30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.
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agonus
Did they remember to surgically remove Splane's head from Ted's ass before the burial?
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SixofNine
Wouldn't it be fun to put a sign up on the main route to the local KH, "Does This Mean That Ted Jaracz is Now in Heaven, Watching When You Masturbate?"
