Describe the Perfect Woman or Man.... (page 5)

Dragonlady76

Here I am moving away from Andy and all I can think is I'd just like to have him back, healthy and whole.

((((((FHN))))))

Bumble Bee

For me it's all about the eyes and arms.

He has to be able to take me in his arms, look me in the eye, and let me see and feel his love.

BB

Clam

A store that sells new husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

- So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
- On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
- The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
- The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
- She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
- Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

FOR THE MEN
- A new wives store opened across the street.
- The first floor has wives that love sex.
- The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
- The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

nvrgnbk

LMAO @ Clam!

Look!

Even GWB loved it!

dobbie

That's v funny Clam, will show it to hubby later he'll enjoy that one lol!

Well obviously theres no perfect man and i'm no where near perfect but if i had to say what i like lookswise it would be older than me but his own teeth,not too muscly or hairy, hair, preferably dark not keen on blonde hair, green or brown/hazel eyes, slightly tanned or meditarranean looking or asian, tall (but as i'm 5ft1 that could mean any height over about 5ft6 to me lol!) short hair smartly dressed casual nice smile. Or anyone resembling James Mason or Don Everly (in his 60's days of course) or R Downey jnr etc!

Personality wise i like men who are'nt too loud or argumentative, considerate and gentle, romantic and who will put their family first.

Hmm looking at that list its a wonder i found anyone to marry (or mad enough to take me lol!)

THE GLADIATOR

Sorry to butt in - I thought this thread was about gladiators.

I like a woman with strong hair so I can pull her around easily.

Good at polishing metal helps.

Partial to a glass of Bulls Blood at arena temperature.

Keeping cats as pets is out of the question.

Obviously all woman are attracted to me and they feel safe when I am around.

Humour is not important as I like to be taken seriously.

Describe the Perfect Woman or Man....

Dragonlady76

Bumble Bee

Clam

nvrgnbk

dobbie

THE GLADIATOR

Clam

kerj2leev

dobbie

brinjen

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