You Might Be a JW........if you don't let your kids visit their grandparents because they celebrate birthdays
You Might Be a JW
by prophecor 53 Replies latest social humour
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Junction-Guy
If you let your kids bleed to death, but condemn your neighbors for celebrating holidays---you might be a JW
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Junction-Guy
If you walk 5 miles a day to "preach" to your neighbors, but wont walk across the street to help a sick congregation member----you might be a JW
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Junction-Guy
If you deny your children a birthday party, but celebrate your wedding anniversary in style----you might be a JW
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Mary
You might be a JW if you constantly whine about Freedom of Religion, and then verbally bash all those that died to make it possible.
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Junction-Guy
If you believe the coverup of child molestation by the Catholic Church was the devils work, yet when the WT Society does it, it is called "Theocratic Warfare Strategy"-----you might be a JW
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Junction-Guy
If you complain about churches having so much money, but could'nt care less what the WT Society does with 1 billion dollars a year---You might be a JW
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Junction-Guy
If you believe the Cross is a pagan symbol, but think a Watchtower is a christian one-----you might be a JW
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TheCoolerKing
If, after eating in a restaurant, you leave the waitress a Watchtower and Awake as a tip instead of cash...than you might be a JW.
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Junction-Guy
If you manipulate your kids from birth, socially isolate them, stunt their career goals, fill them with anxieties and phobias, treat them like slaves, and expect them to turn out successful, well rounded adults---you might be a JW