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  Jehovah will destroy you!!

  by little witch in

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  i have wanted to share this event with you all for the longest time, and i am finally ready.

  oddly enough, i still feel ashamed that this happened to me, although i understand it wasn't my fault.

  the story begins in the late seventies, and i was about twelve years old...... i lived in a very small town in the midwest.

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  I hated setting the example. I still hate short hair

  Brian
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  I am tired...

  by iiz2cool in

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  edited to add that this is not original material, but a post i found on a toronto job search newsgroup.

  some of the original work was removed because of potentially offensive content.

  but i can definitely relate to some of the sentiments here.. walter.

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  I've run out of wine
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  The Evil Apostate Fan Club

  by Swan in

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  the evil apostate fan club

  what if there were such a thing?

  {cue daydream sequence and music}.

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  district overbeer for me

  Brian
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  Soldier Joke

  by smack in

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  a group of american soldiers are wandering around in the middle east.

  somewhere, when they see a drunk australian soldier.

  time yells "australians are 10,000 times the fighters you americans are!".

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  I'm Brian, and so is my wife

  Brian
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  Soldier Joke

  by smack in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a group of american soldiers are wandering around in the middle east.

  somewhere, when they see a drunk australian soldier.

  time yells "australians are 10,000 times the fighters you americans are!".

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  most excellent humour dude

  Brian
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  Soldier Joke

  by smack in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a group of american soldiers are wandering around in the middle east.

  somewhere, when they see a drunk australian soldier.

  time yells "australians are 10,000 times the fighters you americans are!".

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  A group of American soldiers are wandering around in the middle east
  somewhere, when they see a drunk Australian soldier. He yells out to them
  "Australians are 100 times the fighters you Americans are!" Then he walks
  over behind a sand dune.
  The American commander is furious, so he yells to his men "I want a hunder
  of you to go over there teach that damn Australian a lesson."
  A hundred men charge over the sand dune, and there are sounds of gunfire,
  screems, explosions, and a smell of gunpowder and blood fills the air.
  The fighting dies away, and the Australian pops his head up and yells
  "Australians are 1,000 times the fighters you Americans are!"
  This infuriates the commander even more! He sends a thousand men over the
  dune.
  The air is filled with even more gun fire, explosions, screams, and the
  fighting is so fierce that the dust in the air is left red with blood.
  The fighting dies away, and again the Australian pops his head up and this
  time yells "Australians are 10,000 times the fighters you Americans are!"
  The American commander is so outraged this time that he calls in for
  reinforcements, and sends 10,000 marines over the dune. The fighting lasts
  for hours. The sound is deafening, and the dust is almost as thick as the
  ground.
  As the fighting is beginning to die away, a lone Marine, bleeding, and badly
  injured crawls over the dune, back to the American commander.
  The commander walks up to him and kneels down. "What's happening over
  there!"
  Running short of breath, the Marine speaks to his commander. "Don't send
  anymore men."
  "Why? What's going on?"
  "It's a trap." the Marine replies, with his last ounce of breath, "There are
  two of them."
  

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  Your REAL name???

  by Odrade in

  1. jw
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  have any "faders" ever accidentally "outed" themselves by signing their real name to a post?

  i'm really paranoid about that, and often go back and recheck my posts to see if it says "odrade.".

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  is it Brian Watson?

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  Your REAL name???

  by Odrade in

  1. jw
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  have any "faders" ever accidentally "outed" themselves by signing their real name to a post?

  i'm really paranoid about that, and often go back and recheck my posts to see if it says "odrade.".

  odrade

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  Welease Bwian

  http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-27.htm

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  Cry for help from Dallas posters

  by outnfree in

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  i don't hardly know where to begin.. some of you are aware that i have a cousin living in the dallas/ft.

  worth area with whom i stayed during this year's apostofest.

  a few of you are even aware that she was in remission from 4th stage non-hodgkins lymphoma after experimental treatments.

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  You guys are so cool, you're not really motorcyclists are you? This sort of camaraderie is what the bikie scum that I hang out with come up with. (my riding mates are ALL online)

  Good on the lot of youse

  Steve
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  Who's going to the bike show at the NEC?

  by Gadget in

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  2. friends

  the motorbike show is fast approaching (14-23 november), how many are planning on going?

  we could have a biking apostafest!!

  or the second weekend would tally up nicely with the beer festival in manchester...... www.motorcycleshow.co.uk.

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  I usually catch the Bass Straight ferry to Melbourne for the MotoGP this weekend, but I aint going this year. Now I can't ride for the rest of the year, with the missus OS I can't risk it while I'm a solo parent. Ah well.

  Steve