Posts by smack

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Some fluff for the men

by smack in

a lesson for all men.

i was riding to work yesterday when i observed a female driver cut right in.

front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to.

smack

what you doing up so early????? poo the bed again?

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Some fluff for the men

by smack in

a lesson for all men.

i was riding to work yesterday when i observed a female driver cut right in.

front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to.

A LESSON FOR ALL MEN

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man that guy is stupid" I thought to
myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work - that's 96 miles each day.

Of these 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS - that's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding - that's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide - that's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem - that's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons
and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least 1 female that has a
lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed.

Flip one off? - I think not.

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Steve

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What should replace twin towers?...

by Brummie in

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...a memorial to the victims or thriving business offices?.

would building offices show a disrespect for the victims or would it be a good idea in the sense that it shows the usa are picking up where they left off and not being deterred by the terrorists?.

brummie

smack

I think the ultimate snub to the bastards that did it would be to rebuild them exactly the same as they were, bu hi-tech the inside

Steve

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I will show you mine, show me your... motorcycle

by jayhawk1 in

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i hope i can get this picture to attach, but here is my motorcycle.

come on, and show me your's or your dream bike.

smack

This isn't me, but this is what you end up looking like if you hang around us damn bikies

Steve

One of them is me

81

I will show you mine, show me your... motorcycle

by jayhawk1 in

jw
friends

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i hope i can get this picture to attach, but here is my motorcycle.

come on, and show me your's or your dream bike.

smack

I ride with a guy who has a trike, cos he can't walk. He can ride a normal bike, but the catch and release needs too many people.

It's been repainted black now

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I will show you mine, show me your... motorcycle

by jayhawk1 in

jw
friends

.

i hope i can get this picture to attach, but here is my motorcycle.

come on, and show me your's or your dream bike.

smack

They let Corser use titanium tips on his boots, leaves a wicked spark trail when he gets his toe scratching.

My TL is a bit later than 75, I guessing 77. It's a bit ratty, but it's going to be fixed, after the Monza and the Ford and.........

Steve

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Opinions on drugs?

by digderidoo in

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while i was in the 'truth' i and a few of my peers were curious about the effects of certain drugs.

as a teenager during the rave scene of the late 80's early 90's many of the 'worldly' kids were doing ecstasy, smoking weed and becoming heavily involved in the drugs scene.. when i left the 'truth', this curiosity got the better of me and i started smoking weed and eventually tried ecstasy, speed and lsd.. while all drugs can be abused (and i have abused some) i am of the opinion that the use of drugs can be a good experience, if used moderately.. i was wondering whether others have experienced drugs since leaving the truth, i am interested to find out what opinions people have on them good or bad.. i also wondered whether people feel that cannabis should be legalised.

my opinion is that people in power shouldn't tell me what i can and can't do with my own body.